Multi-mirror simulation: the high-priced version can simultaneously simulate each of 6 views (all possible driver's views are displayed, including one for a view of your wife rolling her eyes as you back your trailer senselessly)
High Priced/Low Priced versions,
-High price version (six video monitors required) $1,800,000 - none yet sold because anyone who can afford it would have a yacht waiting at the harbor with no need to trailer!!!
-Low price version (one video monitor required, but a swivel chair, so you can sit with your back to the video monitor and look over your shoulder, is recommended) $18 - one sold already (to my dear old mommy)
Left wife/Right wife options: TBSim can simulate a wife that points right for the trailer rear to go right, or it can simulate a wife that points right for you to turn the car to the right, or to the left, or whatever, you know what she means.
Children simulation: can simulate children running randomly behind your trailer while backing. Includes a violent father screaming "Johnny if you ever run behind a moving trailer again I will kill you dead!!!" The high-priced version simulates a dog pissing on your trailer wheel. Left or right trailer wheel can be selected.
Real-life sounds of trailer lights crunching on posts.
Impossible recovery situations: TBSim can simulate the geometrically impossible condition of jack-knifing a trailer into a position that is impossible to recover from, so you can learn to beg a bystander to help.
Interactive Toy Steering Wheel adapter: an adapter can be purchased separately so you can connect your child's toy steering wheel to the PC. The steering wheel and adapter do absolutely nothing but can have a calming effect during high-anxiety trailer backing episodes.
Jerk Bystander options: TBSim can simulate people standing around, with nothing better to do than watch you struggle to back your trailer. Optional jerks include: drunken fishermen laughing at your every move, pissed-off camping wives leering at you, insolent teenagers yelling "who taught you to drive", children asking daddy "why does he keep going forwards again?"
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